Ok, way behind on our Scrapbooking and Beyond posts…so to keep you interested, here’s the first of our giveaways, kindly donated by Fun’n'Fashion:
So, we will give 1 set each to the first 5 people to make a comment – too easy, so the comment needs to be a funny story about one of your (or someone elses!) kid. We’re feeling generous, so we will post within Australia.
Stop lurking and make us laugh!
Karin said,
May 26, 2008 at 1:53 am
Why don’t men have mid-life crises?
They stay stuck in adolescence.
How does a man show he’s planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving
Husband: I don’t know why you wear a bra; you’ve got nothing to put in it.
Wife: You wear briefs, don’t you?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? – did it ever happen??
Karin said,
May 26, 2008 at 1:56 am
Sorry–didn’t read all the rules. I don’t know how to delete that–otherwise I would!
Lisa said,
May 26, 2008 at 7:14 am
We’ll let it count Karin – it made me laugh, so it counts!!
And they are sorta our kids!
Heather Sims said,
May 26, 2008 at 9:09 am
The five year old daughter of my friend overheard her mother talking about her grandmother being a closet drinker. The daughter asked her mother, “Why does Nanna go into the closet to drink?” Children are so innocent.
Michelle said,
May 26, 2008 at 9:34 am
A friend of ours was going into hospital to have her baby. My sister, who was 12 at the time, asked “When is Denise going to be seduced?” The rest of the family had a chuckle, and explained the word is induced and that Denise had been seduced quite a few months previously.
Kelly said,
May 26, 2008 at 11:16 am
A friend of mine took her 3 yr old daughter to the hairdressers and when they were told they hairdresser was running late they went for a quick drive to kill some time. During their drive little miss in the back seat spoke up and said “mummy, I’m very worried the other children will laugh at me because I’m having a bad hair day!
Janet Stock said,
May 26, 2008 at 4:43 pm
At christmas one year, I took my youngest daughter ( about 5 years old)shopping in woolworths. I needed some cold meat so we went to the deli department. While i was looking she wandered over to the seafood section, next minute her little voice shouted out “LOOK MUMMY LOOK — SCORPIONS”
(they were tiger prawns) everyone around the deli looked and laughed, a gentleman behind us, after chuckling said “yes honey they do look like scorpions don’t they.”
Lisa said,
May 27, 2008 at 4:21 pm
I wasn’t going to do this but can’t resist since it only happened about half an hour ago. We were at Target, and 2 women walked past. Luckily Joe only whispered this:” There’s Kath and Kim.”!!!!!!! They actually did bear more than a passing resemblance, but I was very happy he whispered!
Rebecca Tucker said,
May 29, 2008 at 6:58 pm
My sisterinlaw had a baby and I told my three year old you have to go to the hospital and the doctor gets it for you, he then said a couple of weeks later he wasnt feeling well and to see the doctor I took him and when seeing the doctor he asked my son what was the matter he said nothing he just wanted him to give him a baby sister and brother, that was good $50 well spent!!
Lisa said,
June 1, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Thanks for the laughs ladies – you all get aprize!! Come see us at the shop or email us, xxx
Tyrolese said,
June 22, 2008 at 8:52 am
Somehow i missed the point. Probably lost in translation
Anyway … nice blog to visit.
cheers, Tyrolese!!